I’m Here To Tell You Your Vagina Will Get Longer As You Age

Like it or not, we stretch and grow in all our places.

I’m Coming To Terms With The Fact That My Children Don’t Want Kids

There are certain things in life I thought would just happen for me. And being a grandmother — eventually — was one of them.

I Checked Out Of My Marriage 6 Years Before It Was Over

It doesn’t always end quickly.

Men Love To Breadcrumb. Here’s What It Looks Like.

Seriously, who has the patience for this?

Avoiding Sex With My Husband Cost Us Our Marriage

And I wish I could do things over again differently.

I Guess I’m Considered A Cougar Now

Age is just a number, after all.

Turns Out, I Actually Can Have Multiple Orgasms

Think cruise control, not sport mode.

Dating Two Men At The Same Time Is Totally Wild

I’m tired, but I owe it to myself to keep my options open.

Confession: I Squirted For The First Time... At 50

Yes, I experienced two firsts at an age where a lot of people believe the fun is over.

Dating A Man Who’s On SnapChat Is A Red Flag. A Huge One.

Why does a grown man need to be on it anyway?

Is That A Zit In My Vag?

What on the God’s green earth is that?!

I’ve Been Dating For Eight Years & Not One Man Has Come Prepared With A Condom. Not One.

What. Is. The. Problem!?

I Judge Every Man I Date Based On How They Talk About Their Ex-Wife

What’s said — and not said — really does tell a lot.

I Sh*t My Pants On A Run And You Might, Too

Just call me Forest Dump, because I was running and releasing.

My Queef Confession

And yes, it happened during sex.

What I Wish I’d Known Before I Left My Marriage

If only I’d have been a bit more prepared.

If You’re A Friend Who’s Too Busy To Get Together, But Keeps Saying You Want To Hang, Please Stop

This isn’t fair.

Men Don’t Look At Me When I’m With My 20-Year-Old Daughter. This Is What That Feels Like

I’ve had a few moments, flickers really, that something has passed, that I’m a little invisible.

My Only New Years Resolution Is To Let Go Of The Guilt I Still Carry From My Divorce

It’s keeping me from so much.

I Don’t Want To Be A Modern Woman When It Comes To Dating

Thank you, next.