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By Sarah Aswell

Mom Shows Son Bloody Laundry To Normalize Periods

She also explained what to do if he sees blood on a girl's pants.

🕯️🔮🌙
By Katie McPherson

F*ck New Year’s Resolutions. Start Preparing For “13 Magical Nights” This Winter Instead.

When a Scottish witch tells you to do something, listen.

Can you keep a secret?
By Samantha Darby

“I Have A Higher Sex Drive Than My Husband” & 27 Other Mom Confessions

🎵 These are our confessions 🎵

TOO REAL
By Katie Garrity

Adam Sandler's New Song Should Be Every 40+ Year Old’s Anthem

WE’RE TIRED!

who wants to unplug?
By Katie McPherson

A Woman On Tik Tok Says We Should Bring Back ‘Hanging Up’ Our Phones

As in, stick it on the kitchen wall and disconnect.

Preach sir
By Katie McPherson

This Referee Crashed Out On Parents At A Youth Soccer Game & TBH We’re On His Side

“People are reluctant to volunteer their time so they can be chirped at by people that can’t be bothered to volunteer themselves.”

Boo!
By Samantha Darby

13 Halloween Episodes Of Your Favorite TV Shows

From Buffy the Vampire Slayer to Abbott Elementary, there are some epic choices.

Not Proud, But Not Sorry
By Nadie Bard

I Had An Emotional Affair To Save My Marriage

It wasn’t love. It was a lifeline.

book the trip!
By Katie Garrity

I Checked Out The New Evermore Resort In Orlando And Realized I’d Been Vacationing All Wrong

I was always "go, go, go," and now I'm "chill, chill, chill"!

past kids' meals?
By Sarah Aswell

Sisters-In-Law Are Sparring Over Whether Their Kids Can Get Adult Meals At Restaurants

Are there rules when it comes to when and how kids can order adult-sized meals?

brilliant!
By Katie Garrity

A Mom Received A Wild Letter From Her Kid's School And Parents Are *Loving* The Vibe

All schools should do this!

Pass Me My Gold Goblet
By Samantha Darby

We’ve Got To Ban Single Parents From Love Is Blind, It’s Too Much

Seriously, use a dating app before getting engaged THROUGH A WALL to your child’s STEPPARENT.

stay little
By Jen McGuire

My Oldest Son Thinks He's My Co-Parent Because I'm A Single Mom

He’s a natural caregiver, but this is unnecessary.

35 Years Later...
By Kelly Schremph

Tom Selleck In Three Men & A Little Lady Is Still The Girl Dad Of Our Dreams

Every little girl deserves a Peter Mitchell.

What To Look For
By Morgan Flaherty

How Young Is Too Young To Know If Your Kid Has ADHD?

Is it normal childhood behavior or early signs of ADHD? An expert explains.

Boo! This year was scary!
By Samantha Darby

21 Halloween Costume Ideas Inspired By The Year’s Big Pop Culture Moments

Just how many Dr. Robbys can we find while trick-or-treating?

don't delay
By Katie McPherson

A New Study Highlights How Crucial It Is To Attend Your First Mammogram

It’s a good reminder to prioritize your screenings.

For Little Swifties
By Anna Rahmanan

13 Baby Names Taylor Swift Would Probably Choose For Her Future Kids

It only makes sense that this storyteller’s choices would be as meaningful, poetic, and era-inspired as her music.

hot take
By Katie McPherson

This Mom Is Tired Of Watching Her Neighbor’s Kids When They Come Out To Play With Hers

Whose side are you on?

surprise!
By Sarah Aswell

Parents Are Sharing The Things That Completely Shocked Them About Having Kids

"Two hardcore introverts can create an extrovert."

here we go
By Sarah Aswell

How The Government Shut Down Is Affecting Kids & Families

And which programs are in danger in the coming weeks.

girl power
By Katie Garrity

USA Rugby Star Ilona Maher Has Her Own Barbie Doll!

*adds to cart*

Oh... my.
By Samantha Darby

“I Want My Mouth On My Friend’s Camel Toe” & 34 Other Mom Confessions

We’re out here, airing our absolutely filthy thoughts and feelings.

Blahhhhhh
By Samantha Darby

OK, Are We All Feeling Low-Key Depressed These Days?

An expert is here to tell you — it’s a thing.

different strokes
By Jen McGuire

I Was Raised By ‘The Village.’ I Chose Not To Raise My Sons The Same Way.

Growing up in it was one thing. Turns out, raising four kids in it was another.

🚩🚩🚩
By Katie McPherson

Men Are Keeping Photos Of Their Wives As Children In Their Wallets So They Remember To Be Nice

They want this to be a green flag so bad.

Confidence Boost 🚀
By Samantha Darby

OK, I Think Maybe All Of Us Should Be Doing Some Rejection Therapy

If you've got social anxiety, this might be the hack for you.

for your everything shower
By Katie McPherson

How To Choose The Right Hair Mask For You, According To Experts

Which ingredients and marketing terms you should shop for, depending on your hair type.

timely reads
By Katie McPherson

14 Dystopian Books For Those Of Us Yearning To See A Corrupt Government Crumble

If you’ve been feeling itchy about technology and civil rights and the state of it all, read these.

how about no?!
By Diana Park

I Judge Every Man I Date Based On How They Talk About Their Ex-Wife

What’s said — and not said — really does tell a lot.

This is the village
By Samantha Darby

A Mom Asked For All The Life Skills We Need To Teach Our Kids Before Adulthood

And honestly, I forgot I'd have to *teach* some of these.

more cheese, always
By Katie McPherson

11 Easy Weeknight Comfort Meals That Feel Like A Hug On A Plate

I could use a sedative or a piping hot bowl of pasta, either will do.

more of this please
By Kate Auletta

Matthew McConaughey Gives The Most Relatable Teenager Advice

The actor stopped by “The Drew Barrymore Show” and spoke about reframing one simple question for his kids.

*internally screaming*
By Samantha Darby

Stop Blaming Women For “Choosing” Crappy Partners

It's actually not our fault that some men become shitty fathers.

Lifestyle
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SM Readers Choice Best Family Friendly Airline

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m3m3 skool
By Katie McPherson

This Mom Says She Assigns “Book Reports” On Her Kids’ Catchphrases & It’s Genius

Want to teach your kids some media literacy? Start here.

Parenting
By BethAnn Mayer

Money Dysmorphia

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You Really Can Do This
By Samantha Darby

Are You Experiencing "Good Mom" Burnout?

It turns out, being present and engaged all the time is super exhausting.

Boom Clap, The Sound Of My Brain
By Samantha Darby

Can We Talk About Exploding Head Syndrome?

Because I’m convinced all these BOOMS going off in my brain got worse after I had children.

That's Not "Helping"
By Elliott Harrell

Mom Catches Dad *Drying* The Grass Before A Party, & The Internet Can’t Deal

Men love the least useful chore at the most stressful time.

Your Nervous System Called
By Julie Sprankles

Why You Keep Inviting Chaos Into Your Life (Even If You Don’t Want To)

It’s not that you love stress; it’s that your body thinks chaos equals safety. Experts share how to rewire.

take a look
By Sarah Aswell

'Reading Rainbow' Is Coming Back After 20 Years & Mychal Threets Is Hosting

They could not have picked a more perfect successor.

D'oh!
By Samantha Darby

'The Simpsons' Movie Is Finally Getting A Sequel

Yes, 20 years later. We are so back, baby.

trying so many of these
By Sarah Aswell

A Woman Asked For Everyone's Best Little Hosting Hacks & We Love All Of Them

We're not talking about the ones you've heard a million times.

The Gospel Truth
By Kelly Schremph

33 Years Later, Can We All Agree Maggie Smith's Sister Act Character Deserves An Apology?

I confess, we all did Mother Superior dirty.

Delightfully Dark
By Amber Guetebier

10 Podcasts To Get You In The Mood For Spooky Season

Turn out the lights and put your headphones on.

stop the scroll
By Katie McPherson

Can You Heal Your Attention Span? Mental Health Experts Share Their Tips

I’m tired of feeling like I need to scroll every 20 minutes.

Under Pressure
By Samantha Darby

Can You Stop Your Eldest Daughter From *Being* An Eldest Daughter?

IYKYK.

cue the heebie-jeebies
By Katie McPherson

14 New Scary Books For Fall 2025, From Thrillers To Straight-Up Horror

Sentient droids, a baby born with all her teeth, and a good old-fashioned demonic possession await.

more of this, please
By Katie Garrity

Watch This Group Of Dudes Unpack Why They Feel "Embarrassed" To Give Flowers

More deep conversations like this need to be had by men!

The Pack Is Back
By Julie Sprankles

Jackbox Party Pack 11 Will Drop Just In Time For Peak Game Night Season

All five games are brand-new — and ready to wreck your friendships and relationships in fresh ways.

games only
By Katie Garrity

Do Not Go To Your Kids' Sports Practices — Ever, Says Abby Wambach

“This is their time.”

*Add to Cart*
By Julie Sprankles

21 Amazon Finds Scary Mommy Editors Are Obsessed With This Month

Affordable jewelry? Check. Kid-approved toys? Check, check.

such a pain
By Katie McPherson

Everything You Need To Know About Carpal Tunnel, Since We’re About That Age

Women in their 40s and 50s are the most likely group to develop the syndrome.

Self-Care
By Samantha Darby

17 TV Shows That Will Unlock A Piece Of Your Childhood You Forgot About

I think we could all use a trip back to 1997 just for a minute.

data driven
By Katie Garrity

This Woman Printed Out A "What To Expect" Chart To Help Her Partner Understand Her Menstrual Cycle

Brilliant or is the bar for men in hell?

Every Day Is A fashion show, mom
By Samantha Darby

The Original Laguna Beach Cast Is Reuniting & 2005 Me Is *DUNZO*

I think the rain fell down and WOKE MY DREAMS.

These look good
By Katie McPherson

17 New Family-Friendly Movies & Shows To Watch On Netflix In October

A new Roald Dahl-inspired film, a scary nature series, and so much more.

that mom
By Kate Auletta

Kristen Knutson Loves A Boomer Mom Joke Like The Rest Of Us

@callmekristenmarie loves to poke fun at our parents on her hysterical Instagram account.

what a doll!
By Katie Garrity

Joanna Gaines Has Her Own Barbie Doll *And* Her Very Own Dreamhouse!

Bring on the shiplap and farmhouse sink!

Not So Fast, Buddy
By Katie McPherson

Is Your Partner Weaponizing Their Incompetence? The Red Flags Experts Say To Look For

Did no one ever teach him how to get stains out of a shirt, or is he making sure he never has to do it again?

Yes Please
By Samantha Darby

How To Make Your Orgasms Last Longer

Because sometimes you just need an extra few seconds of that pleasure.

Pass The Good Vibes
By Samantha Darby

Guys, I Think We All Need To Try A Little “Aura Farming”

I’m never going to turn my nose up at “fake it ‘til you make it” advice.

The End of an Era
By Julie Sprankles

Why Does The New Stranger Things Season 5 Trailer Have Me In Literal Tears?

Netflix just dropped a super sentimental teaser with tons of behind-the-scenes footage, and I am unwell.

😏😏😏
By Katie McPherson

This Mom Says If You Want Your Toddler To Listen, Talk To Them Like A Co-Conspirator

“They just wanna be your buddy.”

let's throw it back
By Katie Garrity

Millennial Mom Shares 8 Ways She Parents Her Kids "Like It's 1985"

There’s something to be said for old school parenting ways.

love this
By Katie Garrity

This Mom's Adorable Story About Coparenting Is The Small Joy You Need Today

"She thinks we're all just little besties."

cut her some slack
By Katie Garrity

An Educational Neuroscience Expert Says That "Normal Tween Girl Drama" Is Actually Their Brain On Overload

Dr. Chelsey Hauge Zavaleta breaks down the five signals that your tween girl's brain is stuck in chronic disregulation.

exclusive
By Julie Sprankles

From Scratch Author Tembi Locke Talks Grief, Growth, & The Next Chapter Of Motherhood

The bestselling author’s new audiobook, Someday, Now, reframes “empty nesting” as a season of reclamation.

Lifestyle
By Katie Garrity

A Duke College Professor Shows That Most Kids Cannot Tell Time On Analog Clocks

Funny or absolutely horrifying?

He Gets It
By Samantha Darby

Thank You, Robert Munsch

Some of us actually *did* understand the unhinged chaos of Love You Forever.

don't wait
By Katie McPherson

Does Perimenopause Have To Suck This Bad? Actually No, Doctors Say

If you think menopause is supposed to be hard and the only way out is through, we have news for you.

A New Narrative
By Katie McPherson

This Mom Explained Forehead Wrinkles To Her Daughter In The Sweetest Way

The internet isn’t all bad, folks.

this still?
By Meg Raby

I Am Autistic. I Am Not Something To Be Feared.

RFK & Trump talk about people like me like we’re a mistake.

throwback
By Katie Garrity

‘Miss Nelson Is Missing’ Movie In The Works At Netflix With Melissa McCarthy To Star

Who else LOVED this book?!

so true
By Katie Garrity

Reese Witherspoon's Relatable Admission Of Parenting Her Youngest Kid Differently Is So Real

“I’m exhausted. I’m completely wrung-out and tired.”

good trouble
By Meg Raby

The World Is Heavy. Here's How I'm Coping.

It’s a lot right now, and it’s a privilege to prioritize yourself. Do it anyway.

good question!
By Sarah Aswell

Ask Scary Mommy: How Do I Get Out Of Hosting My In-laws?

Your in-laws want to stay in your house when they visit — but you're not sure you can take it.

Bow Chicka *Bow-Wow*
By Jennifer Donovan

Confession: Bandit Heeler Is Kind Of A DILF

Proof that emotional intelligence is the sexiest dad trait (even when you’re a cartoon dog).

🚨 SOS 🚨
By Samantha Darby

The Fine Line Of Pushing Your Kid To Be Their Best Without Pressuring Them

Because you really want them to get a good grade on a test, but you really don’t want them in the fetal position when it’s time to study.

More baby Lanes, please
By Katie McPherson

26 Word Names For Babies That Are Unique & Meaningful

They’re somehow breathtaking and wearable all at once.

go mom!
By Katie Garrity

This Mom Started "Social Media Prep School" With Her Tween & It's Honestly Brilliant

Before handing them a phone, do this!

so important
By Sarah Aswell

A Therapist Shares 5 Ways To Prevent Your Sons From Being Radicalized Online

"If you don't shape his world, the algorithm will."

Polly Pockets Forever
By Samantha Darby

Pretend Toys Aren’t Just For Little Kids. The Big Ones Still Love To Play, Too

Have you ever seen a tween with a pretend cash register? It’s a delight.

take me away
By Katie McPherson

10 New Cozy Fall Books, Because You’d Rather Be In An Alternate Happier World Right Now

Take me to the Honeycrisp Orchard Inn, stat.

good to know
By Sarah Aswell

National OBGYN Group Shares New Cannabis Recommendations For Pregnancy & Breastfeeding

The new guidelines come at a time when marijuana is being legalized in many states.

talk to your pediatrician!
By Sarah Aswell

RFK Jr.'s Immunization Committee Changes MMRV Vaccine Recommendations

The board no longer recommends the combination vaccine for kids under 4 years old.

mixed feelings
By Katie Garrity

This Child-Free Woman Is Annoyed Her Friend Brought Her Child To Lunch Without Giving Her A Heads Up

“I couldn't get through three sentences without the kid needing something.”

no lies detected
By Katie Garrity

This Teacher Keeps It So Real, Saying She Did *Not* Sign Up For Active Shooter Drills

"I did not sign up to teach my five and six-year-olds that sometimes someone bad comes into the school and they want to hurt us."

lord give us strength
By Sarah Aswell

Education Department Will Work With Turning Point USA To Develop "Patriotic" Civics Content

More than 40 other conservative organizations will be involved in the effort.

Therapy-Inspired Advice
By Louisa Eunice

Forget Date Night — “Relationship Hygiene” Might Be The Real Secret To A Happy Marriage

It’s all about dealing with the little things before they calcify into big problems.

no time like the present
By Katie McPherson

When Should You Get Your Flu Shot For Maximum Protection?

This is the ideal window of time to book your appointment.

I Was So Hopeful
By Jill Layton

The First Woman I Dated After My Divorce Love-Bombed Me — & I Fell For It

At first, it felt intoxicating. But I had to learn the hard way that real love isn’t performative.

The more you know
By Katie McPherson

The Guns In Our Houses Pose The Greatest Threat To Children’s Lives

School shootings understandably terrify us all, but experts say firearms at home are a much bigger risk.

we need to talk
By Katie McPherson

Is Bickering A Bad Sign In A Relationship, Or Is It Healthy?

As long as it’s lighthearted, experts think it’s actually a good thing.

It's Tiiiiiiiimmmeeee
By Julie Sprankles

Hallmark’s Countdown To Christmas Lineup Just Dropped, & It’s The Very Merry Distraction We All Need Right Now

We’re ready to zone out whilst watching holiday programming on a loop, thankyouverymuch.

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