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Hot Girl Walk? Nah. We're Doing "Spite Strolls" Now.
Therapists say your urge to rage-walk around the block is a good one. Hereās how to make it count.

How Experts Think We Can Teach Our Sons To Speak Up When It's Really Hard
Can 18 years of intentional parenting stand a chance against the peer pressure of a drunken fraternity group chat, and subsequent violent crime?
The Ladies Of āI Mom So Hardā Get Real About Middle School
Kristin Hensley and Jen Smedley talk to Scary Mommy about their new tour, new book, and how the middle school years are bonkers.

āI Would Tell Younger Me Not To Have Kids Or Get Marriedā & 45 Other Mom Confessions
The moms have a lot on their minds this week.
Comedy. Cocktails. Great convo. What more could you ask for?
The Wheel Of Feels
Sensual Scalp Massage Is The New Foreplay, According To Sex Experts
āI Would Tell Younger Me Not To Have Kids Or Get Marriedā & 45 Other Mom Confessions
What Is Kin Keeping & How Can You Start Doing Less Of It, TYVM?
Scary Mommy Originals
What Mommy Wants
Jacqueline Woodson Has A Message For Every Kid Whoās Ever Felt Like An Outsider
The author opens up about the new PBS Kids special based on her beloved picture book The Day You Begin.
If You Love Gilmore Girls, Youāll Love These 27 Cozy Shows
To help fill the Stars Hollow-shaped hole in your fall.
9 Easy Recipes For When You're Sick, Because Itās Cold Season Now
Back-to-school season means sore throats and runny noses are imminent.
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5 Ways We Love That ā90s Girlhood Is Celebrated in DreamWorks Forgotten Island
The nostalgia is strong with this one.
Nobody Wants This Season 3 Drops In October, & Itās All About The āAfterā Phase
Yoto Just Dropped Its Biggest Upgrade Yet & Your Kid's Screen-Free Speaker Is About to Get Smarter
The Disney x BĆIS Collection Is Dropping Soon & Traveling Just Got More Magical
Prime Video Just Canceled 'Ride Or Die' After One Season, & Thatās Bullsh*t
CONFESS
Itās my 10th wedding anniversary and there is no happy. I want to hide until itās over.
Co-parenting with a narcissist is exhausting. Always on alert!
My happiest moments are when my husband is not around.
My addict husband needs to decide whatās most important ā his family or his addiction.
I fantasize a LOT about Jon Ossoff.
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Celebrity Interviews
Jaime Pressly On Why Our Kids Need To See Us Break Down Sometimes
āWeāre all allowed to make mistakes,ā the Last Shot star tells Scary Mommy in a candid interview.
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5 Sexpert Scripts For Initiating That Arenāt āSo... Want To?ā
For the horny and the chronically awkward š«”
9 Easy Recipes For When You're Sick, Because Itās Cold Season Now
Back-to-school season means sore throats and runny noses are imminent.
Iām Here To Tell You Your Vagina Will Get Longer As You Age
Like it or not, we stretch and grow in all our places.
The Joy Of Sharing A Nostalgic Hobby With Your Kid
This is so much better than if he was obsessed with the Paw Patrol.
Girl Scoutsā New Cookie Is A Big Deal For Allergy Families, But Thereās A Catch
The brandās first allergy-friendly Girl Scout Cookie is coming in 2027. You just wonāt be able to buy it from a kid at a folding table outside Publix.
Why Do Dogs Tilt Their Heads So Cute Like That?
It might surprise you to know itās probably not because your dog understands what youāre saying.
Your Titanic-Obsessed Kid Needs A Trip To This Denver Museum
The Molly Brown House is a fascinating family stop, and you can build a whole trip around it.
Original Videos
I Would Rather Pull Out My Front Teeth Than Hear About āTrimester Zeroā Ever Again, Thanks
It would kill yāall to leave women alone.
The Rise Of āOrgasmic Birthā: The Science Behind Pairing Labor Pain With Pleasure
If the idea makes you raise an eyebrow⦠youāre not alone. But hereās what the research actually says.
A Pregnant Woman Asked What Hobbies She Should Do During Her Maternity Leave & The Comments Were F**king Hilarious
"I need ideas of what to do when I'm home all day with them."
This NICU Nurse Is In Awe Of Birthing Mothers
A nurse shared just how strong new mothers are, and we're in agreement!
The World Needs An Eldest Daughter
Iām the eldest daughter of the eldest daughter, going back eight generations, and now Iām raising one. If my own family has taught me anything, itās that this lineage could be the blueprint for something better.
Sensual Scalp Massage Is The New Foreplay, According To Sex Experts
Adding some 10-minute head rubs here and there can also increase your connection outside the bedroom.
My Mom Never Played With Me When I Was A Kid. I Still Think She Was The Best Mom In The World.
If you hate pretend play, our experts have some good news for you about what kids really need.
11 Dump & Go Crockpot Meals To Feed Your Fam With Minimal Effort
For nights when you think, āI donāt want to cook but we still gotta eat.ā
60 Weird Hacks That Make You Look & Feel Younger & Hotter
Tricks and tips thatāll make you feel like you traveled back in time.
What OB-GYNs Want You To Know Before Your First Perimenopause Appointment
Time is short. Hereās how to make the most of every precious second with your doctor.
Is 40 Too Late To Start Retinol? Thereās No Time Like The Present, Skin Experts Say
A dermatologist and licensed esthetician explain why itās helpful at any age.
Hot Girl Walk? Nah. We're Doing "Spite Strolls" Now.
Therapists say your urge to rage-walk around the block is a good one. Hereās how to make it count.

