Scary Mommy

November 18, 2025

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Why Moms Need Halloween This Year Just As Much As Kids Do

Truly, who doesn’t want to surround themselves with a little magic, a bit of escape, and a whole lot of chocolate? It’s time to disassociate a bit.

love this coven

'Now & Then' Perfectly Captured The Spooky Side Of Girlhood

The girls face loss, identity shifts, and the realization that adults cannot always protect or explain.

spooky, silly, & spicy

Hallowpeen & 13 More Hilarious Halloween Smut Titles

You won’t have any pearls left to clutch.

Mom Tax Just Became Luxurious

How To Eat Your Halloween Candy Like A ~Fancy Lady~

If you’re already opening a bottle of wine Halloween night, you might as well pair it with your favorite candies.

You can keep your jump scares

A Great Big List Of Not-So-Scary “Scary Movies” For Us Wimps To Watch This Halloween

Nightmare-fuel-free, because we actually like sleep.