Allison Kenien

Allison Kenien has been writing lifestyle articles and first-person narratives for Scary Mommy since 2022. She focuses on parenting trends, viral social media content and clever life hacks.

In addition to writing for Scary Mommy, she has contributed articles to other publications including Insider and Today’s Parent. Before starting her freelance writing career, Allison taught high school students for 3 years and worked as a sales and marketing manager for 11 years. She holds a bachelor’s degree in magazine journalism from Syracuse University and a master’s degree in teaching from the State University of New York at Cortland.

Allison enjoys spending time with her husband, her 8-year-old daughter and her 4-year-old son. She loves skiing, snowboarding, golfing and (most of all) socializing in the lodge or clubhouse afterwards. She’s always on a quest to find the best new movie, book, restaurant, lifestyle trend or family adventure. She also loves starting overly ambitious DIY projects, which she may or may not choose to complete. She is grateful to have amazing mom friends who provide her with many real-life stories and practical insights that inspire her articles. Her friends have called her the “wild card” of the group due to her unpredictability — a title she wears with honor.

Asking for... Me

Are You A Lazy Parent? What Experts Say About Being A Mom Who Lets Things Slide

By Allison Kenien

Sometimes passive parenting is all you can muster, but it often comes with a side of mom guilt.

"I'm... Old!"

I Rewatched Freaky Friday With My Tween Daughter, & Now I Need A Fortune Cookie

By Allison Kenien

My tween is still tweening, but I learned a few things.

A Parenting Poll

I Asked, Parents Answered: What Are The Unwritten Rules Tweens & Teens Should Know?

By Allison Kenien

From consent to conversation skills, the responses cover a lot of ground.

ZzZzZzZ... Wait, WTF?

An Absolutely Unofficial Guide To Your Vivid Marriage & Parenting Dreams

By Allison Kenien

Your partner got kidnapped? Here’s what your brain might be trying to tell you.

A Parents' Guide

Why Are Kids Choosing Objects As Their Genders?

By Allison Kenien

Experts explain what xenogenders and nounself pronouns are, and offer advice for supporting your child’s identity.

Noted

An Environmental Psychologist Shares 6 Interior Design Tips To Boost Your Teen’s Mental Health

By Allison Kenien

Bonus: They’ll make you feel pretty great, too.

A Changed Perspective

30 Years Later, The ‘90s Classic Dennis The Menace Feels More Heartbreaking Than Hilarious

By Allison Kenien

Now that I know about ADHD, this childhood classic just hits different.

Hear Me Out: It's Still Good

25 Years Ago, She’s All That Became The Cliché High School Movie Of A Generation

By Allison Kenien

Laney Boggs lives rent-free in our heads forever.

ISO BFF

I Asked 50 Mom Friends What Clinched Their Friendship. Here Are 5 Big Takeaways.

By Allison Kenien

Because we all deserve a circle of mom besties.

This Hits Different

29 Years Later, The Mom From The Santa Clause Is The Movie’s Most Relatable Character

By Allison Kenien

Honestly, this woman deserves to be sainted.

Modern Parenting Probs

Alexa Is Basically My Kid’s BFF. How Much AI Is Too Much?!

By Allison Kenien

Psychologist Susan Linn, author of Who's Raising The Kids, offers advice for parents on healthy boundaries between children and artificial intelligence.

New-Age Naming

40 Futurecore Baby Names For Your Next-Generation Kid

By Allison Kenien

From sci-fi heroes to tech references, there’s plenty of inspo in our fast-paced world.

Send Help

My Young Teen Wants Their BF/GF To Sleep Over. How Do I Deal?

By Allison Kenien

It’s all very cute until young love wants to crash at your house for the night.

Food for Thought

Should You Warn Your Ex's Significant Other About Them? A Psychiatrist Weighs In

By Allison Kenien

Travis Kelce’s ex Maya Benberry recently called out his alleged infidelity, but an expert says relationship whistle-blowing isn’t necessarily healthy.

Food For Thought

I Watched Live To 100 On Netflix, & It Changed My Perspective On Parenting

By Allison Kenien

"When you know someone needs you and wants you to be in their life, that gives you longevity.”

Welp, This Tracks

This Is 40 Used To Terrify Me. Now I Get The Midlife Humor.

By Allison Kenien

Debbie’s story just hits different these days.

Snip, Snip

A Professional Stylist Combs Through 5 Of TikTok’s Trendiest DIY Haircuts

By Allison Kenien

Tempted to try giving yourself the viral butterfly cut? Cosmetologist Shantella Rios has advice.

Taking It Way Back

I Rewatched Now and Then, & It Changed How I Do Summer With My Kids

By Allison Kenien

Teeny, Roberta, Samantha, and Chrissy set the golden standard.

Taking A Closer Look

With Food & Financial Insecurity On The Rise, Families Plunge Into Dumpster Diving

By Allison Kenien

Videos on #dumpsterdiving have racked up more than 4 billion views on TikTok.

family time

Actually, I Love Traveling With My In-Laws

By Allison Kenien

Here’s how we make it work.