Jamie Kenney

Jamie Kenney is a Senior Staff Writer at Scary Mommy and Romper, where she writes about a wide range of topics pertaining to motherhood, including politics, health, news, web culture, celebrity parents, and family entertainment. She also writes essays that run the gamut from silly to serious in an effort to capture the full spectrum of what it is to be a parent today.

Prior to joining Romper in 2015, she was a part-time web culture editor at Bustle. Within months, however, she was asked to join the team at Romper to help launch the site. In November 2022, she came on as a full-time staff member. She joined the Scary Mommy team in 2024.

Jamie earned earned a bachelor's degree in creative writing and history from Purchase College, State University of New York, where she won the Barbara Schoen Memorial Prize in Fiction. Her previous work has also appeared in Parents, Playboy, McSweeny's Internet Tendency, Jezebel, and The Takeout.

Jamie lives in Connecticut with her husband and two children and enjoys hiking, embroidery, reading, and other activities mainly enjoyed by septuagenarian retirees. As such, she strives to embody the spirits of all four of the Golden Girls at once. You can find her on Bluesky and LinkedIn.

"Say It!"

Little Girl Surprises Mom With The Affirmation We All Need

By Jamie Kenney

It can be hard not to judge ourselves by impossible standards, but maybe we should look at ourselves through our children’s eyes.

Which Team Are You?

When Is The Best Time To Go "Team Green?" TikTok Has Opinions

By Jamie Kenney

Last baby? First baby? Always? Never? TikTok user Jo Johnson offers her advice.

wash your ass, please

Pregnant Woman Wants To Know If She’s In The Wrong For Wanting To Sleep In Separate Rooms

By Jamie Kenney

Her husband is giving her a huge guilt trip.

Keep Calm & Get Out

How To Make Sure Your Child Knows What To Do In A Fire

By Jamie Kenney

The Los Angeles wildfires have highlighted that families must be prepared for the worst.

Fem-Mom-ism

Why The Patriarchy Glamorized Being A SAHM

By Jamie Kenney

“It is a ... very intentional design meant to keep women dependent, men in power, the patriarchy thriving, and capitalism booming.”

Daycare Must-Haves

Confused About What To Look For In A Daycare? Let This Mom Help

By Jamie Kenney

Every family has unique needs when it comes to daycare, but don’t always know how to address them. TikTok user Amanda Talijan offers a list.

Shutting Up Is Free

Are Strangers Criticizing Your Parenting? Why Not Become Absolutely Unhinged

By Jamie Kenney

TikTok user @preppychicagomom has developed the perfect response to those who criticize her toddler’s love of dresses and dolls.

Thank You Dr. TikTok

Mom Shares A Mental Health Hack To Deal With Toddler Tantrums

By Jamie Kenney

“You’re treating the body’s response to it ... you can talk to them about why that’s not acceptable later.”

Color Me Surprised!

FDA Bans Red Dye 3 From Food

By Jamie Kenney

Starting in 2027, Red Dye 3, which has been linked to cancer in male rats, won't be allowed in US foods.

You're Not My Supervisor

Nanny Shares What “Always” Happens When The Playground Moms Find Out She’s Working

By Jamie Kenney

TikTok user @tinysparksvixen shares how she’s treated as a childcare worker and, honestly, we’re flabbergasted.

Step Up

How & Why Dads Should Make Holiday Magic

By Jamie Kenney

‘Tis the season to make some memories, and it doesn’t have to be hard.

Let It Snow!

World's Greatest Babysitter Has Given Us The Best Winter Hack Ever

By Jamie Kenney

“They’re going to be out there until they’re frozen and you have to go get them.”

Mind Blown

Swiss Bioethicist Has A Brilliant Theory About Why Society Loves Thin Women

By Jamie Kenney

“If you want to argue that thinness in women is really about health, who do you think you’re kidding?”

Don't Worry About It

The Message About "Spoiled Kids" We All Need This Holiday Season

By Jamie Kenney

“Kids learn boundaries by how well you stick to yours.”

Let It Go

TikTok Creator Offers A Better Alternative To "They're Just Jealous Of You"

By Jamie Kenney

The weight of other people’s opinions is exhausting, but there’s a way to slough them off for good.

On The Books

New Jersey Becomes The Third State To Enact A Ban On Book Bans

By Jamie Kenney

The Garden State joins Illinois and Minnesota in protecting the rights of libraries, librarians, and students in accessing titles without censorship.

Take A Bow

The Moms Who Do It First Are The Friend Group MVPs

By Jamie Kenney

“People like me wouldn’t survive without you.”

I'm Sowwy

High-Conflict Couples Therapist Offers Advice To Improve Apologies

By Jamie Kenney

Sometimes, the difference between a good apology and a bad one is another minute.

Words of Wisdom

"Don't Trade Fun For Fun" Is The Life Advice We Didn't Know We Needed

By Jamie Kenney

Sometimes, you get the right message at exactly the right time...

Fed Is Best

Here's Why You Don't Have To Worry About High Fructose Corn Syrup In Formula

By Jamie Kenney

And also a reminder: Don’t believe everything you read on the internet.