Jamie Kenney

Jamie Kenney is a Senior Staff Writer at Scary Mommy and Romper, where she writes about a wide range of topics pertaining to motherhood, including politics, health, news, web culture, celebrity parents, and family entertainment. She also writes essays that run the gamut from silly to serious in an effort to capture the full spectrum of what it is to be a parent today.

Prior to joining Romper in 2015, she was a part-time web culture editor at Bustle. Within months, however, she was asked to join the team at Romper to help launch the site. In November 2022, she came on as a full-time staff member. She joined the Scary Mommy team in 2024.

Jamie earned earned a bachelor's degree in creative writing and history from Purchase College, State University of New York, where she won the Barbara Schoen Memorial Prize in Fiction. Her previous work has also appeared in Parents, Playboy, McSweeny's Internet Tendency, Jezebel, and The Takeout.

Jamie lives in Connecticut with her husband and two children and enjoys hiking, embroidery, reading, and other activities mainly enjoyed by septuagenarian retirees. As such, she strives to embody the spirits of all four of the Golden Girls at once. You can find her on Bluesky and LinkedIn.

Spread Your Wings

This Girl Guiding Her Family Through The Airport Is A Reminder To Let Kids Try

By Jamie Kenney

Sometimes it’s easier to do things for our kids, but what happens when we give them the chance to spread their wings?

Oops! I Did It Again!

Relationships Usually Don't Shatter: They Micro-Break

By Jamie Kenney

“It is very rarely the massive blowups like infidelity that are eroding relationships. It is those tiny little breaks.”

Real Men Wear Colors

His Son Used To Love His Pink Sweater... Until He Was Told Boys Don't Wear Pink

By Jamie Kenney

“I’m not here to raise your kid; I’m here to raise my kid.”

This Gift Sucks

He Bought Her Vacuum For Her 50th Birthday: We Ride At Dawn

By Jamie Kenney

“Maybe I’m just being hypersensitive” [Spoilers: She’s not.]

Use As Directed

Consumer Reports Urges Action After Sensory Toy Allegedly Causes Chemical Burns

By Jamie Kenney

Two individual injuries have caused concern.

Are We Having Fun Yet?

Wine Walks & Other Ideas For Quality Family Time That Isn't Just Fun For Kids

By Jamie Kenney

Whether your drink of choice is a pinot noir or a milkshake, adding a little something to a routine can make all the difference.

Invisible Piles/Invisible Labor

Moms, Can We Talk About All These M!&%@ F#$ Piles?

By Jamie Kenney

For starters: why does no one else seem to see them?

"IDK, What Do You Want To Do?"

The 50/50 Marriage Hack Is Going To Save So Many Arguments (& Dinners)

By Jamie Kenney

Making decisions as a couple can be a challenge, but this new method helps give your partner important perspective.

Girl Talk

Mom Gives A Casual Masterclass On Empathy During Morning Routine

By Jamie Kenney

TikTok creator @carmenvealc perfectly balances empathy, self-care, and a an adorable updo.

Here Comes The Airplane

New Study Suggests A Diverse Diet Early On May Lead To Fewer Food Allergies In Kids

By Jamie Kenney

We don’t know exactly how allergies develop, but new research from Sweden is promising.

My New Staple

The Olay Super Cream Is The Only SPF Moisturizer That I Will Use, TYVM

By Jamie Kenney

Moisturizing sunscreen always felt like a scam. But Olay Super Cream combines hydration and sun protection for a nourishing last step to my skincare routine.

Fasten Your Seatbelts...

Kids On Planes Pt. 1,397: Apparently They Shouldn't Even Have Luggage Now

By Jamie Kenney

Apparently it’s “unnecessary and takes up bin space for people who actually need it.”

You Know You're An Adult When...

Wife Throws Her Husband A Surprise Party At His Favorite Place: The Grocery Store

By Jamie Kenney

It was the perfect combination of over-the-top and low-key.

One Step At A Time

How To Encourage Your Child's Developmental Milestones In Preschool

By Jamie Kenney

These milestones are just as important as walking and talking, and helping them along can be really fun!

Throw The Whole Man Out

This Dad Wants To Take A Long Paternity Leave... To Golf

By Jamie Kenney

“I said ‘I don’t think you remember how hard having a newborn is.’”

Here Today, Gone Tomorrow

The U.S. Department of Education: How Recent Budget Cuts And Policy Changes Might Affect Your Kid

By Jamie Kenney

From IEPs to student loans, here’s how it might affect your family.

Don't Forget Your Quarter!

Aldi Is Dropping New Merch (Including For Their Youngest Shoppers)

By Jamie Kenney

On March 19, that weird middle aisle is going to be going off.

No Soup For You

USDA Cancels More Than $1 Billion In Funding To Schools & Food Banks

By Jamie Kenney

The programs connected schools and charities to local farmers and ranchers in a mutually beneficial subsidy.

Vaccines = Protection

As Measles Cases Rise, Experts Fear Spring Break Spread

By Jamie Kenney

Two cases have already been linked to air travel — here’s what families need to know about staying safe.

"Hello? Is anyone there?"

Our Kids Are In Competition With Our Phones

By Jamie Kenney

No one needs one more thing to feel guilty about, but it can’t hurt to reassess our relationship with our screens.