Sarah Aswell

Sarah Aswell is a Deputy Editor at Scary Mommy and Romper, where she leads the news and trending teams, the social media teams, and Scary Mommy Book Club. She also regularly contributes humor, essays, and original interviews to the site.

A humor writer and stand-up comedian, Sarah’s work has appeared in places like The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, National Lampoon, MAD Magazine, Reductress, Funny or Die, and more. Her writing about comedy, entertainment, and parenting has appeared in Vulture, Forbes, USA Today, Vice, The Advocate, Healthline, and Working Mother Magazine, to name a few. She’s also written creatively for brands like Nike, Expedia, Aflac, KitchenAid, and Meta.

An award-winning journalist, Sarah received her BA in English from Grinnell College and her MFA in Creative Writing from the University of Montana. She’s also the founder of Revival Comedy, a non-profit organization that runs comedy workshop and shows that center women and marginalized genders.

Sarah lives in Missoula, Montana, with her two daughters and slightly too many cats. She has been voted Missoula’s Best Stand-Up Comedian for four years in a row and was recently named one of the Best Unknown Comedians in America by Thrillist, which is one of those insults that sounds like a compliment.

Follow Sarah on Twitter and on LinkedIn — and check out her comedy at sarahaswell.com.

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The Absolute Best Swimsuits We Lived In All Summer

By Sarah Aswell

And guess what — a lot of them are on sale now!

awwww

After Finding A Buyer For Claire's, A Bankruptcy Attorney Got His Ear Pierced In The Courtroom

By Sarah Aswell

If the deal is finalized, Claire's will have another chance to thrive.

no walking on eggshells

A Dad's Anger Shouldn't Change The Mood Of The Entire House.

By Sarah Aswell

A woman explains how to prevent walking on eggshells around upset parents.

cute stuff alert

Here Are The Biggest Teen Girl Trends Of Fall & Where To Get Them

By Sarah Aswell

And you might recognize more than one of these brands from the 2000s.

are other states listening??

New Mexico Will Be The First State With Universal Child Care — Here's What That Means

By Sarah Aswell

New Mexico families are expected to save over $12,000 a year per child.

our founding fathers would HATE this

Trump Says He Will Promote School Prayer Through Department Of Education Guidelines

By Sarah Aswell

The administration will soon issue new guidelines on religion in schools.

does he have a point?

A Dad Complained That His Wife's Life Is "Cooler" Than His & People Had Thoughts

By Sarah Aswell

She works part time and takes care of everything at home — he’s feeling resentful.

fight back

RFK Jr. Spoke Up About The Abortion Pill & Hinted It Might Not Be Around For Long

By Sarah Aswell

The Secretary of Health & Human Services questioned the safety of mifepristone.

This is halloween

GAP Has Partnered With Disney For A 'Nightmare Before Christmas' Collection That We All Obviously Need

By Sarah Aswell

The spooky collection includes pieces for kids and adults.

we're piercing what now?

Everyone's Talking About North West's Dermal Piercing — Here's What Parents Should Know.

By Sarah Aswell

Kim Kardashian is getting criticized for her 12-year-old daughter's new single-point finger piercing.

let's bring this down a notch

We Need To Bring Back 90s Dorm Rooms Immediately

By Sarah Aswell

Parents are going so far overboard and it doesn't benefit anyone.

hard headed woman

Margo Price On Motherhood, Loss, Politics & Country Music

By Sarah Aswell

The hard-headed woman has a new album and a lot to say.

so stupid

The Trump Administration Has Halted The CDC's Drowning Prevention Program

By Sarah Aswell

Drowning is the number one cause of death for children between 1 and 4 years old.

yikes!

A New Poll Shows Just How How Much We're Sheltering Our Kids & It's Really Bad

By Sarah Aswell

For example, 71% of 8 to 12-year-olds have never used a sharp knife.

we thought you were cool

Snoop Dogg Bashes LGBTQ Representation In Kids' Movies

By Sarah Aswell

“I’m, like, scared to go to the movies,” the rapper said.

stop crying and start acting

A Mom Cried Over Her Son's Bare Classroom. A Teacher Responded.

By Sarah Aswell

"There's no like fun rug on the ground for him..."

fly away

Joanna Gaines Is Talking About Her Emptying Nest & Making Us All Cry

By Sarah Aswell

The Magnolia mogul is sending her two oldest to college this week.

a whale of a time

14 Amazing Things To Do In Puerto Vallarta With Kids

By Sarah Aswell

Explore the culturally rich Mexican city with your family.

Lifestyle

The Best Kid-Friendly Resorts In The US For 2025

By Sarah Aswell

You don't have to leave the country to find really great resorts for the whole family to play in.

splitting hairs

Tia Mowry Clapped Back To Criticism That She's Not A Single Mom

By Sarah Aswell

The actor divorced Cory Hardrict in 2023, but he's still in her life as a co-parent.

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