Sarah Aswell

Sarah Aswell is a Deputy Editor at Scary Mommy and Romper, where she leads the news and trending teams, the social media teams, and Scary Mommy Book Club. She also regularly contributes humor, essays, and original interviews to the site.

A humor writer and stand-up comedian, Sarah’s work has appeared in places like The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, National Lampoon, MAD Magazine, Reductress, Funny or Die, and more. Her writing about comedy, entertainment, and parenting has appeared in Vulture, Forbes, USA Today, Vice, The Advocate, Healthline, and Working Mother Magazine, to name a few. She’s also written creatively for brands like Nike, Expedia, Aflac, KitchenAid, and Meta.

An award-winning journalist, Sarah received her BA in English from Grinnell College and her MFA in Creative Writing from the University of Montana. She’s also the founder of Revival Comedy, a non-profit organization that runs comedy workshop and shows that center women and marginalized genders.

Sarah lives in Missoula, Montana, with her two daughters and slightly too many cats. She has been voted Missoula’s Best Stand-Up Comedian for four years in a row and was recently named one of the Best Unknown Comedians in America by Thrillist, which is one of those insults that sounds like a compliment.

Follow Sarah on Twitter and on LinkedIn — and check out her comedy at sarahaswell.com.

so exciting!

Things I'm Going To Do With The $5,000 Trump Gives Me For Having A Baby

By Sarah Aswell

I am really, really going to cash in when I get my “Baby Bonus.”

BFF 4EVA

Kathryn Hahn Shares Such A Powerful Message About Growing Old With Your Women Friends

By Sarah Aswell

Yes, you need to send this to your bestie immediately.

bad moos

FDA Suspends Milk & Dairy Quality Tests Due To Staffing Cuts

By Sarah Aswell

The federal agency has also stopped accurate testing for bird flu in milk and cheese.

just right

A Mom Needs Recommendations: Great Netflix Shows For 13-Year-Old Girls

By Sarah Aswell

There's seems to be so little good television for this age group, but here are some great picks.

bless this woman

A Woman Is Going Viral For Timing How Long Unpleasant Tasks Actually Take

By Sarah Aswell

And she is a hero.

the kid table is shrinking

Are We The Last Generation To Have Tons Of Cousins?

By Sarah Aswell

Lots of our kids will just never experience big family get-togethers.

brilliant!

Mom Shares Her "30 On/30 Off" Vacation Strategy & It Looks Brilliant

By Sarah Aswell

It could actually allow you to read your novel in peace.

we like this

Meta Expands Teen Accounts To Facebook & Messenger

By Sarah Aswell

They also added more teen protections on Instagram.

be careful

A Cabot Creamery Butter Is Being Recalled For Possible Fecal Contamination

By Sarah Aswell

A total of 1,800 pounds of butter is part of the recall.

fishy?

A Study Found That Kids Who Eat Seafood Are Kinder & Friendlier

By Sarah Aswell

Get those fish sticks ready!

good advice!

People Are Sharing The Most Impactful Things Their Mom Ever Said To Them

By Sarah Aswell

Some are good and some are bad!

just do it

Hear Me Out: Don’t Plan Your Disney World Trip At All

By Sarah Aswell

What if you just showed up at Disney and went from there?

yikes

Florida May Loosen Child Labor Laws To Fill Low-Wage Jobs Left By Undocumented Workers

By Sarah Aswell

The proposed bill would allow kids as young as 14 to work overnight shifts.

yep it works

This Is The Best Hack To Get Your Kid To Memorize Your Phone Number

By Sarah Aswell

Simply ingenious.

i want that

Dairy Queen Has A New Dipped Cone That's Going Viral With Teens & Tweens

By Sarah Aswell

And there are some delicious hacks about how to order them, too.

everybody in!

A Mom Shared Her Huge Family Bed & The Internet Had Feelings

By Sarah Aswell

Cassey Bly showed a reset of her family bed, which sleeps her family of five.

love this for us

Why Aftercare Makes Having Sex Much More Appealing

By Sarah Aswell

I started dating again in my 40s and it feels like people are approaching sex in such a new, open, and different way.

fyi

What Does Good Sex Mean To You?

By Sarah Aswell

What separates an everyday roll in the hay from a really magical moment in bed?

the more you know

Women Share The One Thing About Sex They Wish They Knew Way Sooner

By Sarah Aswell

We co-sign so many of these pieces of wisdom.

i got you an alf card

I Demand We Bring Back 90s Valentine's Day

By Sarah Aswell

It was better for parents and for kids — prove me wrong.