Sarah Aswell

Sarah Aswell is a Deputy Editor at Scary Mommy and Romper, where she leads the news and trending teams, the social media teams, and Scary Mommy Book Club. She also regularly contributes humor, essays, and original interviews to the site.

A humor writer and stand-up comedian, Sarah’s work has appeared in places like The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, National Lampoon, MAD Magazine, Reductress, Funny or Die, and more. Her writing about comedy, entertainment, and parenting has appeared in Vulture, Forbes, USA Today, Vice, The Advocate, Healthline, and Working Mother Magazine, to name a few. She’s also written creatively for brands like Nike, Expedia, Aflac, KitchenAid, and Meta.

An award-winning journalist, Sarah received her BA in English from Grinnell College and her MFA in Creative Writing from the University of Montana. She’s also the founder of Revival Comedy, a non-profit organization that runs comedy workshop and shows that center women and marginalized genders.

Sarah lives in Missoula, Montana, with her two daughters and slightly too many cats. She has been voted Missoula’s Best Stand-Up Comedian for four years in a row and was recently named one of the Best Unknown Comedians in America by Thrillist, which is one of those insults that sounds like a compliment.

Follow Sarah on Twitter and on LinkedIn — and check out her comedy at sarahaswell.com.

too funny

This Woman Made A 2024 Wrapped For Her Marriage & It's Hilarious

By Sarah Aswell

Spotify has nothing on this.

ho ho no

One In 4 Parents Threaten To Take Away Their Kids' Christmas Presents

By Sarah Aswell

And threats are the most common type of discipline used by parents on preschool-aged children.

take note

FDA Issues A Black Box Warning For A Popular Menopause Drug

By Sarah Aswell

The drug, used to control hot flashes, can in rare instances cause serious liver damage.

it's not ok!

A Mom Explains Exactly How She Teaches Her Kids To Respond To An Apology

By Sarah Aswell

The worst thing you can say? "It's OK."

fetching my popcorn

A Woman Is Shocked By A Toddler's Behavior At A Movie Theater

By Sarah Aswell

She was in an 8 p.m. showing of 'Moana 2.'

Parenting

Mom Tells Other Parents Not To Post School Holiday Performances

By Sarah Aswell

"It’s an issue of privacy and consent."

where do we start

Parents Shared The Very Worst Parts Of Having Kids And Let's Just Say It's All Relatable

By Sarah Aswell

The top answer is probably what you think it is.

Co-Parenting

The Divorce Document That Finally Made Us Equal Parents

By Sarah Aswell

Having the difficult but productive conversations our parenting plan required — well, they probably would have been useful to us when we were married.

sh*t or get off the pot

Doctors Are Warning People Not To Spend More Than 10 Minutes On The Toilet

By Sarah Aswell

Yes, we will wait while you send this to your spouse.

just don't

A Mom Has A PSA For People Parking Next To The Cart Drop

By Sarah Aswell

"That's not for you."

Parenting

A Consistent Bedtime For Kids Might Be More Important Than How Long They Sleep

By Sarah Aswell

A new study has found that kids’ behavior improved significantly if they went to bed at the same time at night.

alert, singletons!

The 'Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy' Trailer Has Dropped

By Sarah Aswell

Plus everything we know about Bridget Jones 4.

holy nostalgia!

American Girl Has Released Kirsten In Her Original 1986 Saint Lucia Holiday Outfit

By Sarah Aswell

The release is limited to 3,000 dolls.

Entertainment

Hanging With The Hallmark Hunks From 'Finding Mr. Christmas'

By Sarah Aswell

The new festive reality show may really jingle your bells.

sorry, miltons of the world

BabyCenter Released Their Top Baby Name Trends For 2025

By Sarah Aswell

And many of the trends have to do with celebrities, pop culture, and the weather.

so strong

Ilona Maher Channeling Luisa From 'Encanto' On 'Dancing With The Stars' Was Everything

By Sarah Aswell

The Olympian showed off her strength and got her highest score of the season.

tough one

A Dad Is Looking For Forgiveness After Missing His Child's Birth

By Sarah Aswell

He says his wife can't let go of her anger about it, and he's wondering if he's in the wrong.

We get it now, Marge

We Used To Identify With TV & Movie Teens, But Now We Side With The Parents

By Sarah Aswell

Gilmore Girls, Dirty Dancing, and The Simpsons just hit different these days.

relatable times ten

Eva Mendes Gets Emotional About Her Biggest Parenting Struggle

By Sarah Aswell

"I really don’t want to raise by fear."

The Navigation You Need

Disney World Transportation 101

By Sarah Aswell

If you're staying at a Disney World resort, here’s everything you need to know about getting to and from the parks.