Sarah Aswell

Sarah Aswell is a Deputy Editor at Scary Mommy and Romper, where she leads the news and trending teams, the social media teams, and Scary Mommy Book Club. She also regularly contributes humor, essays, and original interviews to the site.

A humor writer and stand-up comedian, Sarah’s work has appeared in places like The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, National Lampoon, MAD Magazine, Reductress, Funny or Die, and more. Her writing about comedy, entertainment, and parenting has appeared in Vulture, Forbes, USA Today, Vice, The Advocate, Healthline, and Working Mother Magazine, to name a few. She’s also written creatively for brands like Nike, Expedia, Aflac, KitchenAid, and Meta.

An award-winning journalist, Sarah received her BA in English from Grinnell College and her MFA in Creative Writing from the University of Montana. She’s also the founder of Revival Comedy, a non-profit organization that runs comedy workshop and shows that center women and marginalized genders.

Sarah lives in Missoula, Montana, with her two daughters and slightly too many cats. She has been voted Missoula’s Best Stand-Up Comedian for four years in a row and was recently named one of the Best Unknown Comedians in America by Thrillist, which is one of those insults that sounds like a compliment.

Follow Sarah on Twitter and on LinkedIn — and check out her comedy at sarahaswell.com.

just do it

Hear Me Out: Don’t Plan Your Disney World Trip At All

By Sarah Aswell

What if you just showed up at Disney and went from there?

yikes

Florida May Loosen Child Labor Laws To Fill Low-Wage Jobs Left By Undocumented Workers

By Sarah Aswell

The proposed bill would allow kids as young as 14 to work overnight shifts.

yep it works

This Is The Best Hack To Get Your Kid To Memorize Your Phone Number

By Sarah Aswell

Simply ingenious.

i want that

Dairy Queen Has A New Dipped Cone That's Going Viral With Teens & Tweens

By Sarah Aswell

And there are some delicious hacks about how to order them, too.

everybody in!

A Mom Shared Her Huge Family Bed & The Internet Had Feelings

By Sarah Aswell

Cassey Bly showed a reset of her family bed, which sleeps her family of five.

love this for us

Why Aftercare Makes Having Sex Much More Appealing

By Sarah Aswell

I started dating again in my 40s and it feels like people are approaching sex in such a new, open, and different way.

fyi

What Does Good Sex Mean To You?

By Sarah Aswell

What separates an everyday roll in the hay from a really magical moment in bed?

the more you know

Women Share The One Thing About Sex They Wish They Knew Way Sooner

By Sarah Aswell

We co-sign so many of these pieces of wisdom.

i got you an alf card

I Demand We Bring Back 90s Valentine's Day

By Sarah Aswell

It was better for parents and for kids — prove me wrong.

yes please

The Most Anticipated Books By Black Authors Coming In 2025

By Sarah Aswell

Get your pen and paper ready, because there are so many good ones.

don't believe everything you see

Study Finds Many Stock Photos & AI Images Show Unsafe Infant Sleep Practices

By Sarah Aswell

Sleep-related infant deaths are up, and parents could be influenced by the images they see on the internet.

time for sweats?

A Pediatric Occupational Therapist Shares Her Biggest Pet Peeve: Kids Wearing Jeans

By Sarah Aswell

"The worst feeling is having your stomach squeezed all day."

broccoli time

A New Study Has Found An Ingenious Way To Get Kids To Eat More Veggies

By Sarah Aswell

And the strategy is free, easy, and painless to boot.

explain yourself

A Woman Who Is Childless By Choice Asked Parents Why They Had Children, And The Answers Are Fascinating

By Sarah Aswell

People without kids are tired of explaining themselves. What happens when the script is flipped?

strict!

Singapore's New Health Guidelines Ban All ‘Background Screen Time’ For Kids Under 18 Months

By Sarah Aswell

The government suggestion is in line with evidence-based research.

check your fridge

Nearly 20,000 Cases Of Horizon Milk Recalled By FDA

By Sarah Aswell

The organic milk could cause “temporary adverse health consequences” due to spoilage.

it's science

A Mom Demonstrated What Happens When The "Refill Fairy" Doesn't Come

By Sarah Aswell

Have you ever just stopped refilling the soap dispenser as an experiment?

it's ok to not be ok

Study: A Grief App Can Help Parents Who Have Lost A Child

By Sarah Aswell

Using the app for three months reduced the symptoms of prolonged grief and PTSD.

do i hate parenting?

A Mom Wants To Know If It's Normal That She Can't Wait For Her Kid To Go To Bed Every Day

By Sarah Aswell

"I'm literally wishing away my life, and time with my toddler while she's still so young."

miss manners

Maria Shriver Always Made Her Children Stand Up When She Entered The Room

By Sarah Aswell

She says it's just good manners.